BEHIND THE SCENES (A "Dragonheart" story) (c) 1996 Rogue Retrieved from the Macrocosm http://www.ptialaska.net/~dino/macro.html Written for (and with technical assistance from) Palanth. Kara's scream was drowned out by the unearthly roar of the dragon as it leaped from the rocks and bore down on her. She strained at her bonds, but the villagers had bound her well. There was naught she could do but shriek in helpless terror as the nightmarish creature dropped from the sky and landed before her, the ground shaking from the impact. The color drained from her face as it sank to its belly, hissed, and reached for her, the vicious claws descending like scimitars to seize her body. "CUT! All right, let's pack it in for today. Five A.M. tomorrow, everyone, five A.M.!" Draco stood and stretched himself, fore and aft, wings extending and then snapping crisply back into place. He smiled down at his pretty co- star. "That was a stunning performance, Dina! The shock and awe in those eyes was positively moving." Dina Meyer swallowed and managed a weak little smile. She wondered if the dragon could hear how much her heart was racing. "Thank you," she managed. "I guess it comes naturally." "It's a great gift." Draco turned and ambled over to the makeup tent. "Ah, at last, my favorite part of the day." Dina followed as the massive creature slumped to the ground and was instantly set upon by a horde of technicians with mops and long-handled brooms. "This damned pancake," he muttered as he caught sight of Dina from the corner of his eye. "Can't be helped, I know. The lights shine too brightly off my scales without it, or so says Cohen, so I suppose I must endure." His words softened to a happy groan as the broom bristles began to whisk across his scales. "But oh! When they take it off..." He began to rumble with a purr that was probably setting off seismographs for miles. Dina crept onto a stool nearby and watched the dragon while her own makeup tech dismantled his morning's handiwork. She couldn't help smiling, thinking that the dragon looked in this position far less the imposing monster he had seemed when she was introduced to him a few hours earlier. Then, she had thought she was going to drop dead of a heart attack. No wonder Rob Cohen had insisted on doing the Kara-meets-Draco scene right away. The shock and disbelief that still lingered on her face was damned sure to win her Best Actress. Now, though, Draco looked too much like a contented golden retriever for her to be quite so afraid of him, and finally she felt she had the courage to try talking to him. As soon as Fritz was through messing with her face she slid off of the stool and tiptoed closer. Draco opened one huge eye and gazed at her as she drew near, and that visceral terror returned for a moment, freezing her in place. He saw the look on her face and smiled...a little sadly, she thought. "I understand, my dear," he rumbled in a voice that was at once an earthquake rumble and a soothing caress, it's lilting Scottish accent rolling like a lullaby. "It's quite a natural reaction. You wouldn't believe how long it took us to put together this makeup crew." Dina couldn't help but laugh, and the sound somehow bolstered her courage. "I'm sorry!' she said as she held up her hands. "Really! I don't mean it. It's just that you're so...well, big." Draco gave a little huff and rolled onto his back, giving the crew the opportunity to scrub down his belly. He smiled at her upside-down. "And you are very pretty. Has it occurred to you that perhaps I'm just as much in awe of you as you are of me?" Caught off-guard, Dina could only stare for a moment, and then she burst out laughing. "Me? I, uh, that's so sweet of you to say." The ice broken, and her fear melting along with it, she reached out a hesitant hand and touched his chin, just for a second. "Thank you." "No idle flattery. I only speak the truth." Dina did not know what to say, and blushed. One of the makeup technicians patted Draco's foreleg and the crew retreated with their brushes. Rolling to his feet, the great dragon stretched once more and sighed. "I would gladly withstand a week of that itchy makeup for only five minutes of having it removed." He smiled down at her. "I've an idea. Why don't we go back to my trailer and we'll chat a while? I'd very much like to get to know you a little better. I'm sure, too, it would make it a bit easier to work together, wouldn't you say?" She took a moment to answer. "Oh sure!" She'd briefly lost herself in the echoes of that rich, rolling voice. It was indeed like a lullaby when spoken so gently. "Sure, I'd love to. Where did they manage to find a trailer your size, though?" "Well, to be honest, it isn't so much a trailer as it is a circus tent. "Going back to my trailer" sounds so much more professional than "going back to the old tent." It isn't far off. I would offer to carry you, but I'm afraid that we would need a wrangler on hand, even off-camera. Union rules, you understand. I shall walk slowly." As much as he tried, though, Dina had to break into a trot every few steps just to keep up with him. Twice Draco thought to lift her onto his back, but each time, a studio employee wandered into view. The dragon muttered under his breath each time and apologized, and did his best to slow down his gait to match his companion's. Fortunately for both the tent was only a short distance away. Dina was amused to see that it was indeed an old circus tent, complete with streamers flying from the tops of the poles and a painted clown fading on its side. There was even a row of goats and donkeys tethered beside the entrance, although her blood ran cold when she realized what those were most likely for. The interior of the tent was surprisingly cozy. A humidifier gave the air a tropical feel. A huge pile of Serta mattresses in the center made a comfortable bed. Along one side was the largest coffee urn Dina had ever seen, and beside it was a barrel for the dragon, along with a table stacked with cups for smaller visitors such as herself. "May I offer you some tea?" Draco said pleasantly as he settled himself down on the mattresses. "It's Darjeeling." "Yes, please. Oh...let me." She took a cup from the table and held it under the spigot to fill it, and then stood back as Draco lifted the entire urn and poured half its contents into the barrel for himself. Steam curled up around his muzzle as he lifted the tea to his nose and took a long sniff. "I hope you like it hot." Dina laughed and sat down cross-legged on a mattress. "It's very good," she said after a sip, and then watched as Draco carefully dipped his tongue into the steaming barrel and lapped up a few mouthfuls. He took great care not to splash -- a well-mannered dragon indeed. "So tell me about yourself." "Certainly. What would you like to know?" She leaned back on one elbow. "Everything, I suppose. I've never met a dragon before. What brought you to Hollywood?" "Well, the same thing that brings everyone. I suppose. I wanted to be an actor. My inspiration was the Japanese film star Godzilla. I thought that if he could make it big in movies, so could I." Dina looked askance at him. "Godzilla? I hate to tell you this, but he was played by a man in a rubber suit." Draco chuckled deeply and swirled his tea in his cup. "You really believe that, do you?" Her eyes widened. "You don't mean to tell me ." "Indeed I do. Do you honestly think Toho studios could afford build a convincing monster suit, let alone pay an actor enough to wear it?" "Oh my God." She shook her head. "I don't believe this." "It's true." "I -- I guess if you say so. Was he..." She raised a hand up high over her head. "Was he really that..." Draco laughed thunderously! "Oh, my heavens, no! He's barely five feet tall, in fact. No, no. One thing the Japanese *are* good at is building miniatures, you see, so it only took a little camera magic to pull it off. Do you know that he was only paid two thousand yen a day in his first movie? That was barely fifteen dollars. Now, though, he owns half of Osaka *and* has a controlling interest in Mitsubishi Motor Corporation." Dina ran her fingers through her hair. "That's unbelievable." She smiled up at him. "I mean, you're putting me on, right? Oh you aren't, are you?" She poured herself some more tea. "Talk about bursting bubbles." Draco shrugged and lapped delicately at his cup. "It's not surprising. The industry *is* controlled by humans, after all. I don't mean to be insulting, of course, but look at how much more ingenious they seemed if everyone thought it was some visionary director who made such-and-such visual effect work so well." He took another drink. "Anyway, I wasn't very well-received at first. The only work I could find was as a stagehand, moving heavy sets and props around, and occasionally for aerial photography. I had some bit parts here and there, though. Willis O'Brien's 'The Giant Behemoth' was one of them. Poor O'Bie was ill when that was made, it showed in his work. Half of the scenes had to be scrapped, and in those, it was actually me in a large canvas costume that you see onscreen. "My big break came in 1961. I was originally cast in the role of the dragon in "The Wonderful World of the Brothers Grimm." I was very excited to finally have a leading role, but at the last minute, we discovered that Buddy Hackett was allergic to me. He said, 'Get that filthy thing off the set before my *ahem ahem* nose blows off my face.'" Here Draco's taloned fists clenched angrily. "It could only have been an improvement on that disgusting little troll, I tell you. Imagine! 'Filthy thing' indeed! I was so insulted that I was ready to leave show business altogether." He took several long laps of his tea and calmed himself down before continuing. "Luckily, Albert Broccoli heard me bellowing at my agent and came in to talk to me. It seemed that the lead he had cast in his upcoming secret agent movie just didn't have the right voice for the part. Cubby -- that's what we called Albert -- wanted this fellow very badly because he was quite handsome, but he couldn't do anything with that dreadful voice. He liked the way mine sounded, though, and asked me if I would do a voice-over for the role. "The actor, incidentally, was a delightful young man named Sean Connery. 'Dr. No' thus became my first full-length role." Dina almost dropped her cup. "What? That was *your* voice?" Draco grinned toothily and raised his head up high. "My name is Bond," he intoned. "James Bond." Dina laughed and applauded! "That's amazing! You're really him. I mean, I never realized it wasn't his voice." "Oh, the poor man sounds terrible in real life. I shall tell you, though, that Sean is the most astonishingly decent chap I have met in many years. We've worked very closely together since that film. I've done all of the voice-overs for him, and he has remained a terribly close friend. There is nothing I would not do for him. Would you care for some more tea?" "No, thank you. I suppose I really ought to be getting back and getting some rest. Early day tomorrow, remember?" "Only for Dennis and myself. You're lucky...you can sleep in if you want to." She realized that was true. "Well, still, I'd like to see it." Draco nodded. "Then I shall see you in the morning. Thank you so much for visiting, though. It was indeed a pleasure, and a terrific honor." "It was mutual!" She backed a few steps toward the doorflap, giving herself a view of just how large Draco was in his entirety. "Good night!" The night was understandably restless for Dina, though. It was not every day that she was introduced to a legendary monster, not to mention finding out that she was going to be working with one in a feature film. Draco came to her thoughts every time she closed her eyes. He was a beautiful creature, to be sure. Even gold itself didn't gleam quite as nicely as his scales did, and oh, that voice! No wonder the earlier Bond films are everyone's favorites. She was still awake, and thinking dragon thoughts, when the alarm rang. Sighing, she shut it off, washed off in the trailer's little shower, and headed for the set. The sun was only just beginning to hint at rising when she arrived. As she dodged electricians and sound technicians, she looked up at the ridge above and caught a glimpse of Draco. He stood in stark silhouette, like part of the mountain itself, and then like a flash he was gone. Rob Cohen suddenly emerged from the darkness and clambered into the director's chair. "All right, let's have it quiet people!" He fumbled for his radio handset. "Dennis, Draco, we've got a lovely sun up there. Let's show folks how it's done. Get'em rolling, fellows." Dina stepped back into the shadows with the rest of the crew and watched quietly as Rob called, "Action!" There were a few seconds of silence, and then a prattle of hoofbeats, and then the shape of a man on horseback rose up before the disk of the rising sun. He approached at a slow trot, bouncing lazily. Suddenly there was a great rushing sound, and Draco's magnificent form rose up over him, mighty wings slashing through the air. Dina's heart skipped as the dragon's silhouette climbed higher, dwarfing the rider below it as it reached the top of the sun's disk. His legs kicked under him, running on the air itself, as the wings bore him higher still, and as he rose the sun began to scatter off of his scales like sparks blown from a wildfire. Rob's voice broke the spell. "That's great, Babe! Give me another one!" Dina realized then that she hadn't been breathing. Draco abruptly tucked his wings in and dropped into the shadows, and then rose once more, clawing his way heavenward, the rush of his wings creating spiraling tubes on mist on either side. Rob called for another, and again Draco rose along the face of the sun. "Beautiful! Print that one, Babe!" The crew applauded. Not one but two wranglers dashed in and seized Dennis Quaid's horse as he dismounted. Draco arched his back in midair and glided downward, wings sweeping back as his neck and tail stretched out. Dina found herself taking an involuntary step backward, as did most of the crew members, as the gigantic creature swooped low over their heads, so close that any one of them could have reached up and touched him had they not been diving for the ground. Draco's chuckle rumbled through the morning air as he backwinged and alighted on all four feet behind the sound table. "Sorry everyone!" he said merrily. "Just wanted to make sure no one had fallen asleep." There were some giggles and some grumbles as everyone stood up again, but Rob was impatient to move on. "Dina! Sweetie, I could kiss you. Thanks for getting up! We're going to run number two-eighteen this morning instead of two-thirty, so I need you in garb. Give me two minutes." "What? I -- *" "Makeup! She's beautiful! Just touch up the edges. Love you!" Rob was gone before Dina could say another word. Fritz glided out of nowhere and fussed her into a chair. Resigned, she sat back and let herself be transformed. Behind her she could hear Rob and Draco talking, or rather arguing about something. Bob's voice was nothing more than a squeak, like a record being played too fast in the distance, but Draco's was as resonant and rich as ever. "I can't," she heard him say. "No, I simply can't! Rob, be reasonable! My body just cannot work that way...no...oh, for Heaven's sake, old chap, I know it's long, but it isn't supposed to bend like that." Dina broke out laughing, and Fritz huffed at her. "Hold still, little girl!" She tried, but the image that came to mind was just too much to bear. Fritz glanced down the hill to where Draco and the director were quarreling and smirked. "They're talking about this neck, little girl. Now, you get your mind out of the gutter and pay attention." "Why, Fritz, whatever made you think my sweet and innocent little mind would be in such a horrible place as the gutter?" She tried to give him a wholesome look. He smirked again. "You can't fool me. I know exactly what's going through your mind. You're thinking about what dragons do to all those virgins they carry away." "Virgin? Ha! It's been a while, Babe." "Yeah, well maybe he doesn't know that." He expertly dodged a kick and slipped up behind her. "Now hold still. Two minutes are almost up. Time is money, remember?" "Yes, I know." She surrendered, and within moments was back in character. She did not see any more of Draco for the rest of the day. It worried her a little, but she hadn't the time to dwell much upon it. The day's schedule was full, and other than a hasty lunch and a quick Diet Coke break at midafternoon, she did not stop moving until day's end, when Fritz finally pushed her into a chair and returned her to her real-life self. "Sleep in tomorrow, little girl," he told her as he packed up his kit. "Just Dennis and the Extra Army." Dina shuffled out and looked around. Most everyone else had left by then -- Fritz had taken his time in removing her makeup. The evening was pleasant, though, the air bracing as she took a deep breath. The stillness was broken abruptly by a swirling gust that blew her hair into her face. There was a thump from behind, and hot breath ruffled past her ears. "Hello." She spun around and almost lost her balance. "Jesus! Don't do that!" Draco jerked his head back and looked genuinely dismayed. "I'm so awfully sorry! I didn't mean to startle you at all! I thought you heard me coming." "Well, I didn't. I guess I'm just beat." She smoothed her hair back with her hands. "So, where've you been all day?" "Down at property. I really am sorry." She shook her head. "Forget it. I'm fine. Property?" "Yes. They needed to put some detail on a few models and needed me for reference." "Oh, OK. I was worried that Rob had barked you off the set this morning. What was that all about, anyway?" "Just a minor stylistic disagreement. The fellow actually wanted Bowen to lasso my *neck* during the forest scene, and have it snap backward. I told him that I'm not a rodeo horse and I didn't fancy having my neck broken, so we decided that it will be my hind leg that Bowen will snag." "Really? You won an argument with him? There's a first." "Actually, he was quite reasonable about it. Er, you're shivering a bit. Are you certain I didn't give you a bad fright?" She hugged her arms. "Just a little. I've had worse on Hollywood Boulevard." "If you say so. Still, I am frightfully sorry. I thought I might walk you home, or if you cared, have you over for a bit more tea. I really did enjoy our chat last night and was hoping to look forward to another." Dina thought for a moment and then smiled. "Darjeeling?" "Naturally!" "That works." She jogged alongside of him back to his tent. The donkeys and goats were gone, she noticed, and again tried not to give them too much thought. There was a fresh vat of Darjeeling in the urn, though, and it warmed her insides pleasantly as she sat down with her host. "I've been meaning to ask about what you said last night, about people hushing up non- human performances and taking credit for it. I didn't really think you were serious. But this film is still being advertised as having a 'computer- generated dragon.' They're still doing it, aren't they, even today?" Draco sighed and looked down into his barrel of tea. "Yes, I'm afraid so," he said sadly. "It's for different reasons, though. The movie- going public isn't ready for an actual live dragon. If they were to know that I was playing myself, it would be a terrific blow to the industry. The magic of this film is seeing a dragon brought to life on the great silver screen. It would lose that impact if everyone knew that it wasn't an illusion, but actual reality. The latter is never quite so engrossing as is the human imagination. Do you understand what I'm saying?" "I think so. But it still bothers you." "Of course. I'd be lying if I said it didn't. Still, I understand it. Hollywood is a dream machine, and myself, and my kind, are still part of that dream. If it were to start pouring out reality, then there would soon be no more dreams for it to weave. And you and I, all actors where would we be if it were not for dreams?" Dina nodded slowly and sipped at her tea. They were silent for a while, and at length she said, "What about those props you mentioned? Did you mean the big foam-rubber mockup of your head and claws? I thought they wouldn't need those with you around." Draco laughed. "To the contrary, they are needed now more than ever!" "But how come? Couldn't you just..." She pantomimed lowering her hand down on something. "Of course I could. Dennis would have none of it, though." He lowered his voice and leaned his immense head a little closer to her. "Dennis Quaid really doesn't care for me. Not at all. We've some rather deep- rooted differences, which I shan't go into. I don't think that the notion of being under my forefoot sat well with him in the least. Especially not in a film where I have higher billing than he does." "Oh, I see!" she whispered. "And that's why they need a replica of your head, because he wouldn't get into your mouth." Draco picked up his tea again. "Actually, I was the one who nixed that idea. Quite frankly, the very idea of having that man squatting on my tongue for God-knows-how-long makes me nauseous." Dina laughed, and Draco slumped half onto his side, a casual, relaxed pose. "Actually," he continued, "I had a similar situation when I worked on 'Q'. There were some close-up scenes where a huge claw was to come down and snatch up some detectives. Naturally they sought my services, since it's far less expensive to use a stagehand, if you'll pardon the pun, rather than construct a full-sized mockup. The problem lay in that one of the actors the chap's name escape's me went all into a panic whenever my claws came down around him. He tried his best, poor fellow, but he just couldn't stay calm. Some sort of phobia, I suppose. I talked with him for hours, trying to ease him into it, but as much as he wanted to, he just couldn't bring himself to stay underneath for more than a split second. So the director came onto the set with an enormous bottle of Scotch, and said to the chap ." Dina hummed and nodded politely, though her mind was not at all on the story. Her thoughts kept returning to Fritz's flippant little remark. Somehow he'd hit very close. Dark, secret little thoughts that had been flitting about the shadows of her mind had been brought into the light, only for an instant, with that comment, but once glimpsed she could not hide them again. She realized why she fidgeted in Draco's presence, and it was not really fear, not really awe. With him lying on his side, now, she found her gaze drawn to the bulge between his hind legs, where the scales seemed taut, stretched over something large beneath. It was the same unease she'd felt when she'd seen Draco and Dennis rehearsing their fight scene, moments before she'd been introduced. Draco with his tail raised up high, that bulge revealed, the stirring inside of her masked by the utter shock of seeing a living dragon for the first time. A stirring that she felt again as she watched the scales shift slightly over the bulge, a stirring that carried her back through time to days when tales were written of these creatures and young women. She knew what it was now, and it was not fear. She realized it had grown quiet. Draco was no longer speaking. Jolted, she saw that Draco was gazing silently down at her. How long had she been staring? And he'd seen her staring. "Oh, God..." Draco said nothing. Dina swallowed and clambered to her feet. "I oh, shit. I didn't..." She ran her fingers through her hair. "I was I think I ought..." She turned to go, and was surprised to see a single talon descend behind her. Her face burned with embarrassment as she sidestepped to go around it. "It's all right, Dina." The voice, so deep and soothing and gentle, arrested her. She swayed, resting a hand on the curved talon for balance. "Please don't feel embarrassed. I'm actually rather flattered." Dina flushed deeply, wanting to rush out of the tent, rush out and hide, but her feet would not move. She stood with her fingers gripping tightly around the ivory talon, her insides fluttering with that same energy that she now knew for certain was not fear. "And I certainly wouldn't think any less of you if you were curious." Draco's breath puffed warmly against her back as he spoke, the rumble of his voice resonating throughout her body. His eyes, as she turned slowly around, were warm and encouraging. Almost in a trance, she reached up and laid a delicate hand upon his snout. A shiver ran through him at the touch, and Dina understood that Draco not only was thinking thoughts similar to hers, but that he was also just as nervous about them as she was. As if to punctuate that point, he drew away from her hand and cast his eyes about the tent. "I'm sorry," he whispered. "No. Ssh." Dina stepped forward slowly, her uncertainty giving way to fascination. Draco stood perfectly still as she edged up under his chin, spread her arms, and hugged his neck softly. When she pressed her cheek to his throat, she could sense the thrumming of a purr, silent to the ear yet felt through every bone in her body. It joined with the growing trembling deep in her being, a harmonious chord, and she turned her head to gaze down at the dragon's haunches. The bulge was even more pronounced than before, and as she watched the broad plates parted, a bump of dark flesh pushing forth from behind them. Draco fidgeted, turning his head away. It seemed that, like her, he felt he *should* stop her, but couldn't. Dina smiled as she slipped away from Draco's throat and made her way around his foreleg, heading for the swelling organ between the dragon's hind legs. Draco whimpered softly and then surrendered, slumping onto his side and exposing his underbelly. The spear of flesh was still sliding forth, growing thicker as it nudged the plates further apart. Seating herself on the inside of his thigh, Dina reached out and ran her fingers along the smooth shaft, marveling at its warmth, at how it jerked at her touch, as though it was as nervous as its master with her tenderness. Emboldened, she leaned forward and pressed her cheek to it, feeling the vibrancy within, the strength, the need. A moment later and she had disrobed, her clothing cast to the floor behind her. Draco bent his head down to watch her, his eyes half-lidded with pleasure, as she lay sideways upon his thigh to press his member between her body and his. It quivered, echoing his purr, and warm moisture seeped quietly onto her chin from its tip. Impulsively she opened her mouth, pressing her lips to the tip and slipping her tongue along the soft flesh; a swallow of salty warmth and a quiver from the massive frame were her reward. Smiling, she pressed her lips more firmly down, allowing them to slide over the curved flesh, and then withdrew them. Draco had begun to paw at the air with one forefoot, and behind him his wings were brushing briskly against the ground. Suddenly Dina felt herself being lifted up as the gigantic creature rolled fully onto his back; startled but undaunted, she rose to her knees and crawled atop his malehood, stretching her body out along it and savoring the warmth that rose from it and surrounded her. Nuzzling, and then exploring further with her tongue, she began to slide herself along its length. Some part of her mind scoffed at the absurdity of the scene, but she paid it no heed. The huge member throbbed in her arms as she pressed herself more firmly to it, its powerful bulk quivering between her legs as she rode to and fro, each stroke sending little electric pulses of pleasure through her. She kissed it lovingly, beginning to pant, hips grinding now against its underside, the heat rising from it, and from her. The stirring she'd felt earlier was now a demanding roar, a hunger burning to be fed, her muscles burning as she pumped herself harder and harder across the smooth flesh. She slid upward, thrusting, seeking to fill herself with whatever tiny portion of the mammoth bulk she could, seeking to quench the dragon-fire that was raging hotter inside her. Her mind reeled, bright flashes blinding her, muscles locking tightly as her body jolted and clenched, only dimly aware of the warm flood that was crashing up from below and washing over her chest and face like the surf on a tropical beach. Gasping for breath, she could finally see clearly a few minutes later. She was shivering violently. The immense penis still throbbed in her arms, a broad pool of heavy fluid quivering before it. Her chest and shoulders were smeared with the dragon's pleasure, and her face as well. She tried vainly to push herself up from the puddle, but lacked the strength. Suddenly she felt scales upon her back, surrounding her, lifting her gently off of her perch and bearing her up to her huge lover's face. He smiled at her, and with great care began to lick her clean, his tongue, warm and smooth and soft, dragging over her breasts and over her shoulders. Dina closed her eyes, moaning softly as she allowed Draco to bathe her. The touch of his tongue was as gentle as his voice, as tender as his mannerisms, and she knew quite certainly that she was in love. At length, Draco lowered his pretty co-star down and settled her upon his chest. A warm paw covered her back, pressing her comfortably into the scales. The hum of his purr had not stopped, its soothing rhythm still whispering through her soul. "Now this is why Dennis Quaid really does not care for me," she heard Draco say softly. "I wind up with the all the prettiest girls." He chuckled, and touched his lips lovingly to the top of her head. "Sleep now, my sweet. And thank you." The next morning, Dina rode down to the set in style, perched on the back of Draco's neck. A few wranglers scowled at the two as they passed by, but after the dragon bared his teeth at them they held their peace. There would be no whining from the union this day. Draco set Dina down atop the cliff and settled himself down before her. His makeup crew scurried around his legs, touching up a few shining spots here and there. "Andrew," he called to a young man who was hovering nearby, "be good enough to simmer another pot of Darjeeling for me, would you? There's a good chap." He gave Dina a furtive smile as the young man ducked obediently away. Rob Cohen trotted up behind Dina. "Good morning, folks! Right on time for the serenade scene, so let's put it in the can. All set Dina?" "Ready," she said. "Love it. Draco, how's the voice?" The dragon cleared his throat. "I sup-*" "Great! Craig, a bit more light on Dina, please. Ready to roll." Draco shuffled all four feet and took a deep breath. "Hrrr no, hmm...hrrr...blast, someone kindly give me a 'G' ah, thank you. Hrrrr...yes, jolly good." "Action!" Draco's head rose as he began his haunting song, the notes rumbling through the air like the voice of a bass fiddle. Dina's bones quivered within her body as the mesmerizing sound resonated through her, and she leaned back against a rock, listening raptly to the echoes as they died away. "You have a beautiful voice." "Why, thank you!" Draco said, swinging his head in closer to her. "We dragons love to sing when we're happy." His left eye, the one hidden from the camera, gave her a quick wink, and he smiled. Dina smiled back. "But you're not like a dragon at all." Oh, but you are, she thought. And tonight, we are going to see just how well you can sing.