X-POP3-Rcpt: parasaur@bigbyte From: David Hallquist Subject: Prime1 Date: Sat, 19 Apr 1997 01:30:17 -0400 BestServHost: lists.best.com Sender: herpetophile-errors@lists.best.com Errors-To: herpetophile-errors@lists.best.com Reply-To: herpetophile@lists.best.com To: herpetophile@lists.best.com Time for a dinosaur story. WARNING: Contains lots of sexy macro stuff, stomping, swallowing, etc. Hey, Dino: What grade does this get? ;) PRIME: CHAPTER 1: SEIZMIC SAUROPODS The sauropod persuied his mate through the misty junjel. His vast chest heaved with mighty gusts of wind, each breath propelling a thunderous footfall. His excitement had aroused a penis swayed with each footfall. His mate continued to race ahead. She paused, and looked back to see if he continued, then gacefully raised her tail. Her vent, now exposed, was red, and ready to be serviced. Then she gave a long drawn out cry, and vanished into the jungle mist. He gave his answering bellow, and followed her into the mist. ******************* "Repent, this is the day!" screemed the bead and slogan encrusted man. The nuts were out in force this morning, thought Victor Shen as the geologist shoved the fanatic aside. It all relates to the planetary syzgy. Unusual celestial events always bring out the fruitcakes; end od the world this, and apocalypse that. There is a very real chance that the syzgy might touch of an earchquake on the San Anreas Fault. Which, of course was why he was showing up for work on a Saturady morning at the L.A. branch. "Hi Tom, any unusual readings?" "Well Vic, no tremmors, but- Wait a minute! Look at this coming in from station #12. It's very localized, and quite strong. Readings also indicate epicenter at the surface!" "That can't be right! Crosscheck with the other stations." "It checks out. What the? The tremmor appears to be generated in regular pulses. What on Earth could do that?" ******************* Sarah Lyden awoke in her tent outside of L.A. Something was happing, but she could'ent be shure what. Outside of L.A. a thick mist began to rise. This mist was odd in forming inland, and spread tword the sea and city. As it engulfed the land, nothing could be seen, or heard. Then a low thunderous shudder rocked the land. Then another. The thunder continued in low, regular tremmors. Then a great bellow rocked the awakwening city, and a hot, moist, musky wind began to tear the mist apart. Out of the mist stomped something impossible. A grayish sauropod a mile long lumbered tword the city. The red light of dawn illuminated a leathery neck that towered 3,000' tall, the head passing through low-lying clouds. Mountianous muscles rippled on shoulders 1,500' above the ground. Pillars 300' thick, able to flatten whole city blocks, tore vast craters out of the ground. One of these titan feet decended on a small housing complex in the hills. Air rushed around it, beaking windows and bending trees. Then the foot came down, titanic toes flexing apart under unearthly weight. The ground rippled like water as shockwaves spread out, cracking the earth. Another foot lifted above her, dropping concrete pieces of the super-highway, to expose the cars and trucks stuck to the sole. Sarah looked up as great belly of the brimeval beast covered the sky. She could not believe what she saw. A thick penis over 600' long waved it's gray length over her head, the end dripping gallons of clear fluid. Did the sight terrify her, or was she feeling something other than fear? ****************** The driver screemed and brought his car to a stop in front of a gray wall that decended to crush the truck in front of him. Shockwaves rippled along the road and flipped his car. He crawled out of his car and noticed the rising wind and growing darkness. He looked up in awe. A foot. A wrinkled circular elephantine foot the size of a football field! He raised his hands futally befor the approaching doom. Pressure popped his ears as the world turned into a thunderous, dust filled roar. Cool leathery flesh softy sorrunded and pressed down on him. He struggled against the leathery sole of the beast, his arms pushing into fleshy folds. The awesome titan put it's unearthly weight on the foot. The leather pressed the driver on all sides, sliding him up into a fold in ths skin, pressed on all sides by cool saurian leather. The world was filled with the sound of the highway breaking apart. ******************* The sauropod emerged from the mist expecting to see his mate. She was no-whare to be found. That the jungle had also disappeared was not important the the dinosaur. He only wished to find a way to release a primal need. A sexually frustrated sauropod is a dangerous thing. When so irritated they tend to break things. The titan stoad into L.A. crushing entire blocks with each step. The gleaming crystalline towers of downtown caught his attention. He turned around, bringing a 2,000' long tail around in a deadly arc. Thunder rocked the city as the tail snapped the sound barrier while slashing through the skyscrapers. Debris and rubble rained on the city as he bellowed his frustration. ******************* The lead element of the F-15 squadron sighted in on the behemoth. This, thought the pilot, was a definate case of can't miss. He fired, and the others of his squadron fired on his mark. Hundreds of Pheonix anti-ship missiles streaked tword the gray heving flenks. They vanished in white fireballs. The shadow of the beast could still be seen through the rising smoke. Suddenly a windstorm tore at the plane. He fought the controlls, in vain. Then he noticed his destination. The plane was being sucked into the beast's giant nostril. Wings were torn off on the leathery ring of flesh, and the smoking plane body slid along quivering mucus membrane. The plane shook as it ran into a red, slimy wall. The aircraft smoked from the automatic fire extinguishers. The pilot climbed and leaned against the soft, glisting flesh. I have to get out, he thought. Suddenly a shreeking wing tore though the fleshy cave, covering the pilot, and his plane, in mucus. The wind stopped, and the pilot struggled futally against the warm slime. A blast of wind came from the other side, as the pilot, plane, and gallons of mucus were propelled out of a gigantic quivering nostril, to fall on the city below. ***************** The sauropod blinked after sneezing. The smoke had stiffled his irritation, though his side still itched. He bent his neck around to muzzle the itchy, smoky skin. Herbivores need to eat frequently. The sauropod had not fed since seeing a mate, and now the rumbelings of his belly cound be felt in the city streets below. Since he could not find any decent trees, he bent his head, tword the nearest patch of greenery, and shoveled it into his mouth. The plants and soil were shoveled into the mouth whole, since his teeth were designed to cut leaves, rather than chew them. As with any herbivore, small insects were sometimes swallowed as well. ****************** The crowds ran into the safty of the park to avoid the destruction of the city. Mark Dillon paused by a tree to catch his breath. The ground began to shake again. Mark saw a 300' mouth shoveling trees, soil, and people onto a colassal waving tongue. The ground buckled under him as saurian teeth shoveled under his tree. He fell, among leaves and dirt clauds, onto the slick flesh of the tongue. Through his terror, Mark wondered if it could taste him. Darkness closed on the crowds as the mouth closed and tilted up. The living bolus of people and foilage slid down the undulating cavern of the saurian's throat. The slick flesh quaked under the power of an awesome heart. A muscular ring opened at the end into the belly. The crowds fell into the mist filled chasem, landing on the starchy sludge of partially digested food. Just as Mark was sitting up, the roof of the belly opened again to slide more people and plants into the beast. He heard splashes, and the sounds made by other creatures still living in the colassal stomach. ******************* The sauropod was so busy eating, that he did'nt notice the mist rising again. When he looked up, he saw the sleek leather, and graceful poise of his mate. His mating bellow shattered glass in neighboring towns. She looked back and gracefully raised her tail again. His penis needed little encouragement to slide forth to it's full length of 600' again. He bounded tword her, crushing buildings along the way, reared up, and mounted her with a gutteral bellow. Their necks and tails curves sesually around each other as he began to thrust. His ponderous penis slid under the flesh of her belly, and tword the gleming windows of the building she stood over. ******************* People looked out of their windows in awe. The smooth swollen skin of the saurian's penis raced tword them. It smashed through the windows, floors and cealings buckling before it's power, and pressed against the crowds, crushing them on the walls. The mighty member crudhed through wall after wall, slidind over hords of writhing bodies. It paused in the cubicle room, an awed hush filling the room as clear fluid pored from a giant slit. The penis withdrew, sucking air and screeming people after it, some stuck fast to it's gleaming skin. Saurian thighs bulged and pumped the member back into the building, the foundations creaking with each thrust. The beast thrust once more and paused. His muzzle wrinkled, then he let loose a great roar. Inside the building the giant member shuddered as the crevice yawned open. People were sucked into it and were stuck fast within the sticky tunnel. A roaring sound came down the tunnel. A tide of white semen blasted out of the beast, shooting out people, and flooding the floors. Windows shattered as gallons of cum pored onto the streetd below, carrying people with it. The buildng finally collapsed aroung the engorged penis. Many survivors were stuck with pieces of debris to the side of that mammoth member. ******************* As his mate gave him an irritated glance, the sauropod realized that he had missed her entirely. He gathered the muscles in his haunches and thrust into her again. The people on the broad curve of his penis looked up. They saw the head slam into a gray leathery wall. The wall gave. With a moist sucking sound, the sides of the vent slit twords the crowd. The world turned dark as the lips pressed them against the member. Then they were in the steamy atnosphere of the vagina. Wet flesh pressed tighter and tighter around them as flesh slid past flesh. Most could not help themselves as they shuddered in orgasim. Then the flesy walls compressed tightly, crushing some with a wet pop. A bellow shuddered through the flesh. The walls began to pulse rythmacly. Torrents of sticky fluid washed over them, drowning some, washing others outside. ****************** The sauropods mated throughout the month. Between matings they found new places to forage in the hills. Mountians of excriment dropped onto the denuded hills. Within the dung, seeds of the titanic seeds of their home began to germinate. The world would be changed forever. Meanwhile, Hollywood agents were already arguing over movie rights. Merry Mashings Dave the Archosaur