029mop.jpg=Okay, Scot.  I know that you're a college student and this is your first time out on your own, but surely you've seen a mop before?!
001YamaTeddy2.jpg=Kinda hard for the big bad criminal mastermind to instill fear and terror when he's playing with an adorable teddy.
003Eek.jpg=Some glitches are more painful than others.
026smart.jpg=The world's smartest toddler.  Can't even talk yet, and he's already doing algebra!
036glow.jpg=Yamato's nuclear glow keeps Taichi warm in the winter.
013DaiLogic.jpg=Somehow, he doesn't look like he believes the caption.
018cram.jpg=Way to stuff it in there, kiddo.
011kiba.jpg=In spite of his reputation for being moody and distant... Yamato's a complete softie when it comes to his pet chicken.
008dontask.jpg=Uhm... it would probably be better if you didn't ask what was going on here....
009dontask2.jpg=Definitely don't ask!
014bite.jpg=Biting your arm is just her way of saying "Hello!"
004Abduct.jpg=No matter how tightly you try to hold on, they're still gonna getcha.
017huh.jpg=He's quite confused by the flamingo, however.
006dancin.jpg=Father and son boogie down together.
035dance.jpg=Tyler is a little desperate to get into the picture with his buddy Matt.
016preen.jpg=After saving the family, the courageous firefighter sticks around to check out his studly self in the mirror.
007OnABreak.jpg=After escorting all those murdered Townies to the Afterlife, Death needs a potty break!
027float.jpg=Those of alien origin often have powers beyond mere Sims.
019incoming.jpg=INCOMING!
031arm.jpg=Uhm.... that's more than a little creepy.
030ouch.jpg=One of the unadvertised hazards of being a magical girl.
028glitch.jpg=Taking split personalities to the extreme.
020evil.jpg=Yamato -hates- to lose.
034closet.jpg=Probably the last place one would expect to find Death!  Insert coming-out-of-the-closet joke of your choice here.
021Close.jpg=As siblings, they were very close.  Maybe a little too close.
012simbuns.jpg=Sim-a-bums!
023squallor.jpg=Nothing like living in squallor to give one a hearty appetite!
002Baby.jpg=No, you're not likely to find a baby in there, Rei.
015sinkhole.jpg=Worst pot hole EVER!
010jaws.jpg=Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water!
005asadaiki01.jpg="Dude!  Are you checking out my ass?!"
022bum.jpg=The police report reads:  "Death through excessive whoo-hoo."
024mouth.jpg=This kid's got a mouth wide enough to drive a Mack truck through.
033books.jpg=This Sim had a rough night of arranging books on the floor.  Apparently it was more than he could take.
032sumo.jpg="So, what do you think about sumo wrestling?  Honey?  You know, sumo?  Are you listening to me?"
025scary.jpg=And he only gets scarier as he gets older!  Yikes!
